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- Yabato! - Yabato!
- Tenso! - Yabato!
Mushimura! Congratulations!
[Congratulations on getting a YouTube channel!]
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
We Tokai people always fear and work while being afraid of how long we'll be able to keep doing YouTube, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
So we've been thinking about how we should work after YouTube is over...
- And you've been chosen! - What?!
You've been chosen by the "Onpeck Published OnAir Store"!
- Huh? - Huh?
- "Onteku" sounds like a lot of names, but you don't really look at them, do you? - No, I don't look at them at all.
- It's like you're in Nagoya. - I don't look at them at all.
- Apparently, it's been adopted. - Oh!
But we're still in use for now, so let's take a look at what it's like to work with it.
- Are we suddenly looked at like we're working with it? - Oh, yes, yes.
- Is it a self-study exam? - Then we'll have to study calculus or something like that.
- Can we use that? - To seal it up.
So, as for our first job content...
- You know, if you look up "cargo information" a lot... - Yeah, I do.
- You know what I'm talking about, right? - Yeah.
- The credibility of that is still questionable. - Oh!
So we'll have to check that again and again, first and foremost.
In addition to that, I thought, "Is it possible for everyone to walk like that?"
"Onteku" said it, not me!
For example, how many minutes would it take for a car or a car?
I thought it'd be nice if we could look up those details.
So, this time, we'll have our employees at Tokai- Oasisen look it up for us.
- Yes, yes. - It'll be a new job for us.
- So, first of all, how many minutes would it take for us to walk for 10 minutes? - Huh?
- 10, 10, 10 minutes.
- Yeah, 10. - If it's a car, right?
And other vehicles and other types of transportation...
- How many minutes would it take for us to walk for 10 minutes? - Oh!
So, if "Onteku" says it's great, he'll make up our homepage.
- Wow! - Isn't that amazing?
So, we've come all the way to "Yokodayo" to do this.
Behind me, there's a 800-meter-long, or rather 200-meter-long ramp.
- And we'll go around it four times. - I see.
- First, we'll cut in line and walk. - Okay.
- Oh, you're in charge of walking. - Yes.
I'll look up how many minutes it'll take for us to walk for 10 minutes.
- Today, I'm dressed like a referee, and I'm a referee. - Oh, I see.
- Yes, yes, yes. - The referee cuts in line and walks.
- We'll use a completely random roulette to decide who goes first. - Oh, I see.
- But we might just cut in line. - Huh?!
- Even though it's random? - Yeah.
- These two guys are going to cut in line. - Oh, I see.
- So, there's a chance we'll just cut in line. - Oh, I see.
- So, everyone, please say your favorite number from 1 to 5. - Wow!
- Two! - Three!
- Okay, first number. - Okay.
- If you walk while pulling a huge bike like this... - You're going to pull it?!
- Wow! - It looks pretty heavy!
Oh, well, considering the situation...
- You're going to pull it all the way to the station, park it in front of the station, and get on the train. - For what?!
- Okay, let's choose number two. - Okay!
- For number two, you're going to walk with a dog for 10 minutes. - Huh?!
- That's awesome! - That's awesome!
- What is that?! - Yay!
- It's just a walker! - You'll be healed!
- That's a great choice! - Huh?!
- That's nice! - That's cool!
- If you walk forward, the dog will walk forward. - Oh, I see!
- If you walk backwards, the dog will walk backwards. - Huh?!
- The dog will follow you in the direction you want it to go. - That's right.
- Then where will it go? - It's like...
- Like, you know, it's like... - It's there, isn't it?
- It's always there, isn't it?! - It's always there!
- Sometimes it comes and sometimes it doesn't, but like... - Is it weird?!
- If it's that big... - Number three?
- Yes? - Yes?
- Uhm...
- You'll enter a certain costume and move in it.
- Ooooh, what kind of costume is that?!
- A costume?! - Yeah, yeah.
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- I'm sure there are a lot of them. - Yeah, but this time...
- I'm not talking about a sumo wrestler. - Ah, I see.
- I'm not even considering it at all. - Hahaha!
- You've chosen number four. - Yes!
- Ah! - Number four.
By the way, this part is also true.
Oh...
While getting drunk...
- It's been 10 minutes. - It's been 10 minutes.
- This is bad. - It's been 10 minutes.
- I'm getting drunk. - He's drunk in the car right now.
- Really? - Ah!
- He's not there.
It's easy to tell that he's drunk.
- And... - Yes.
- Number five. - Yes.
I think this is common, but...
It's been 10 minutes since we got to the station.
- We're going back to Dengri. - Wow!
- Wow! It's straight. - It's straight.
- It's a strong style. - It's a strong style.
- Suddenly... - Somehow we ran into each other.
With this, we're going back to Dengri.
- Let's go back to our first job. - Yes.
Well then, Mr. Insect Glasses, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Then, from now on...
Please walk 10 minutes on foot.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Well, everyone in Hirashiyama, are you watching?
- It's starting suddenly. - It's double-take.
Well then, Mr. Insect Glasses, walk 10 minutes on foot, please!
Ready...
Start!
- It's a route like this. - Walking naturally.
I can't think of anything like "Do your best!"
- You're walking quite slowly. - Yes.
If you walk normally, it's about this speed.
It's like you're in a shopping district.
You're walking while looking around.
When there's something meaningful around you...
You can put your hands behind you.
Wow, you're completely walking around.
You can just walk around!
- You can do that! - Hey! That's fine!
- What? - You don't have to walk anymore.
You can just walk around!
You might be tired or something like that!
I don't feel tired at 800km/h!
You can't get tired at that speed!
- This quiz is crazy! - Oh no, we're running out of time!
- We're only halfway through, right? - We're halfway through!
- Oh no! - I'm telling you, we're getting results!
If you feel like you're slowing down, that's what you need!
- Humans naturally slow down, right? - Ah!
- Ugh... - Thank you!
- There's more people now. - There's more people now.
- There's more birds now. - Come on!
- Oh no... - Hey, hey, hey!
- It's off! It's off! - You're a crazy old man!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, hey!
- Even if you don't want to do it in front of the tape, you tend to rush it.
- But we're doing it calmly! - We're not getting tired at all!
- Wow, we're speeding up so much! - Yeah!
- Goal! - Goal!
- It's a goal! - It's a goal!
- Ah! - We're out of time!
- Thank you for your hard work!
- We walked for about 10 minutes...
- But the time is...
- 15 minutes and 47 seconds and 58 seconds! - It's too late!
- We'll say it's too late! - It's too late!
- See? - See? No, no...
- It's too late for us to walk normally. - It's too late for us to look normally.
- It's too short for us to walk. - Be careful. It's pretty long.
- It's pretty long! - It's pretty long!
- As a YouTuber, just moving around was pretty painful. - It looked painful.
- I thought, "I wonder if you have time?" - You're gonna chase crows?
- But... - It's here!
- Number 2, Shibayu-san, it's pretty long. - It's pretty heavy, right?
- It's a big bike. - It's a big bike.
- Okay, I'll go. - Yes!
- Number 2, Shibayu-san. - We'll walk for 10 minutes...
- Yes. - On a bike!
- If you walk for 10 minutes, push a big bike, and move around, how long will it be?
- Ready...
- Shut up!
- Oh, so that's what a big bike is like! - Wow!
- It looks like it'll be hard to move around.
- Whoa! - Scary, scary, scary!
- This is heavy. - We're going at the same pace as you.
- We're dancing all the time. - Okay, I get it. This is 15 minutes!
- No, it's only 5 minutes! - Thank you! I get it now!
- Can we do the next one? - Wait, it's attached to the back, right?
- Yeah. - We can do it at the same time, right?
- Yeah, we can do it at the same time! - We couldn't do it at the same time!
- Why?! - Why?!
- Do you have any bad habits? - No, I don't.
- You don't? - No.
- What kind of question is that? - If you asked me like an MC, I'd say anything!
- Like drinking alcohol? - No, I don't!
- You don't? - This show is scary.
- Ow! Ow! - What do you mean "ow"?
- What's wrong?! - What hurts?! - Ow! Ow! Ow!
- What's wrong with you?! - The part where you put your feet in gets stuck!
- That's... acting. - Hey, did you say "acting"?
- Okay, let's do it, Shibuya-san! - Wow, it's so long!
- It's stuck. - Huh? What's wrong?!
- Don't let it get stuck! - Don't let it get stuck! I don't have a license!
- Did you start it?! - Don't start it! - I didn't start it!
The other side is really smooth, but when you come this way, it slows you down.
- It's a bit painful, isn't it? - It's painful, isn't it?
- You're doing it! - Last week!
- Last week! Let's start! - Let's go!
- Let's do it!
If the station is close, you should be able to get up and hurry.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
If you say it's small, it's big.
Ah! The world's first balloon came out!
I want you to float until you simply collapse.
I don't want you to collapse.
I want you to float.
That was close!
This material...
- Ah! - Ah!
- Eh? Eh? Eh? - Eh? Eh?
Can you do it here? It's a bit of a waste.
Why do you say it's a waste?!
- Because the timing... - It'll end, so do it in a hurry!
- Do your best! - Do your best!
- You idiot! - Ah!
- Nice! - Ah!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- What? What? - Suddenly, you're getting into it at the end.
- Hey! - Eh?
- This is only the last start! - Do your best!
- That wasn't a last start! - Eh?
- There it is! - There it is!
- Goal! - Goal!
- Face this way. - Face this way.
- Don't do weird things in the middle of an investigation.
- The current time.
- It's the time when you pulled a big bike and walked for 10 minutes.
- 17 minutes 00 seconds 67 seconds! - Oh!
- If you pull a bike, it's 1.7 times faster.
- If you walk, it's 1.5 times faster.
- It's weird if you don't walk the most.
- But it's the last one. - It's the last one.
- Why did you knock it over?
- I didn't knock it over. - You didn't knock it over.
- Isn't it too big?
- Ah!
- Why did you knock it over?
- You should've done it.
- Ah! - You didn't do it.
- You were running at the end.
- Next, Ryo. - Yes!
- It's when you walk your dog on the walkway. - That's right.
- We're doing this for you. - Oh!
- Tomato-chan. - Tomato-chan!
- Yes.
- It's when you're 5 years old. - Wow!
- Cute! - Cute!
- Wow, super cute! - Wow, super cute!
- So, the dog you've been watching... - That big dog was...
- Just a dog?
- Just a big dog. - Just a big dog.
- So, are you ready? - Yes, we're ready!
- This is like an experiment! - This is like an experiment!
- We're gonna take a thumbnail, so can you just pose like that?
- We're gonna take a bromide and a cheeky pose, so can you just pose like that?
- Can you take an image video like this?
- Can you put up an image video like this?
- So, if you take a walk with the dog for 5 minutes and 10 minutes, how many minutes will it be?
- It's so small! - It's so small!
- It's the other way around! - It's so small!
- I'm not taking a thumbnail! - You're not!
- You're not!
- I wish this store was super spacious!
- Tomoto-chan, please! Tomoto-chan! Tomoto-chan!
- This is dangerous! - This is a disaster!
- It went in! It went in!
Isn't that the one?
Maybe you're using a trick?
- That's fast. - Isn't that a snack?
- That's fast! - So fast!
It's so easy to get married and have a dog and a dog and a dog, it's so funny.
And it's so fresh, you can't believe it.
Oh, yeah, there's going to be crows coming up next.
That's where friendship starts.
Has anyone seen a Pokemon Daichan like that?
You're bringing it up again!
- Is it still half an hour? - You're short-cutting it too much.
- Please fix it after you get back to where you started. - Okay.
- Can we do it? - Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- Let's go to "Mori no ando". - Okay!
- "Mori no ando". - That brings back memories!
- I can feel Towshi's relaxation. - Shut up!
- Shut up!
- You can't do it with your hands. - Wow!
- Wow!
- It doesn't make sense! - It doesn't make sense!
- Okay, Tetsuya-san. - Okay.
- You're about half an hour ahead of where you started. - Okay.
- That's right. - What's the time now?
- The current time is... - Huh? Next?
- Okay, let's wrap it up. - Oh! Shirodasky!
- Okay. - Can you measure Ryo-san's time with my phone?
- What's up, Toshimitsu? - I like baseball, so can I look at the bench?
- I don't mind, but... - What's that?
- Huh? Toshimitsu? - What's up?
Hurry up and come back!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Wait...
- Could it be... - Could it be Sharkya-kun?!
We're going to test how long it takes for Sharkya- kun to walk for 10 minutes.
Sharkya-senpai!
Wait, I can't hear anything because of the fan!
I'm in there!
- Toshiya-kun?! - Toshiya-kun?!
- Toshimitsu! - Toshimitsu?!
My shoulders are falling off!
- Your shoulders... - My shoulders...
- Toshimitsu-kun, let's go! - Okay!
Ready...
- Too slow! - Too slow!
Oh no! I can't see anything in front of me!
I'm not having any fun right now! I can't see anything!
Walking 800 meters like that must have been pretty tough.
Yeah.
Oh, it's Tomato-kun!
Tomato-kun?
Tomato-kun is really good at this.
Yeah, he's getting better.
Wow, two laps already!
He's here! He's here!
Oh, nice!
After two laps, it's been 44 and a half minutes!
Oh!
You're fast!
I want you to give up.
What's going on in there?
Oh, he's stretching!
He's stretching his legs!
Toilet...
Oh, he's running! He's running!
He's running! He's running!
Oh, you can actually run!
Oh, he's shrunk! He's shrunk! He's shrunk!
There was a moment of silence.
Hey!
Finally, no one's sitting in there!
Hey, watch the course! Watch the course!
You have to protect the course!
Oh no, this is so boring!
It's a game, so it can't be helped if it's boring.
This is so boring!
Huh? This isn't fun!
Let's go there!
Huh?
Let's go there!
Oh, it's a shark! It's a shark!
That's a shark, isn't it?
I'm scared!
- You can do it! - Sharky-kun!
Sharky-kun, last spurt!
- You can do it! - Sharky-kun!
- Goal! - Goal!
Sharky-kun, good job!
I did it!
Sharky-kun, your time is...
23 minutes and 17 seconds!
I'm so energetic!
You're not that far away from everyone.
I wonder where he really went.
Isn't this a work area?
- Oh! - Huh?
- It's Hoshimitsu! - Hoshimitsu!
- Where did you go? - Where did you stop?
Huh? The angle...
- There's a bug. - Huh?
- Hold on.
- So... - Yes?
Up until now...
That's right.
- It's our fault for taking so long. - It's our fault.
We made a mistake.
So...
The third test...
If you walk for 10 minutes...
How long will it take you?
- Who are you? - Hold on.
So we've prepared a drunk man.
Yes.
Excuse me.
It's too red!
It's red!
- Sharky-kun, you stink! - Sharky-kun, you stink!
Hey, it's 10 in the morning.
Is there a company like this?
But is there really a situation like this?
- Is there? - Is there?
- This might be real.
- I'll take care of it. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- I'm counting on you. - Yeah.
Kento, be careful.
So...
If you're drunk and walk for 10 minutes...
How long will it take you?
Get ready!
This is bad!
Chin-san, you don't have any strength in you, but you're leaning back.
That's hard!
Be careful not to fall behind you, Chin-san!
You're right.
This guy stinks too much!
Don't mess with me!
Hey, you're here!
- Meat buns? - Meat buns are here!
- Yay! - Yay!
They're eating meat buns!
Meat buns are nice.
Shut up!
Stop talking!
What do you think, Yumemaru?
It's no good!
You're making me feel sorry for you!
You're shaking your hands!
Stop it!
How far is it from you?
Huh?
How far is it from you?
I don't know.
You don't know?!
600 meters more!
My butt is all over the place!
Last lap!
Wow!
A picture?
A picture?!
You made it this far!
It's an infinite dip!
Last lap!
You're lifting it up too much!
It doesn't look balanced!
Let's go!
Alright!
It's over there!
Toma-chan, this way!
Toma-chan!
Toma-chan, can you hold this for me?
Stop it!
You're heavy!
What was that just now?!
What should we do?
Toma-chan!
Toma-tan!
Don't call me!
I got it!
This is bad!
Time out!
Jin, this is bad!
Why are you lowering me?
The goal team is coming!
Is Tomoto-chan going to finish?
Don't wave your hand!
Imemaru is the last lap!
Tomoto-chan will finish soon!
The goal team is coming!
Tomoto-chan!
Fly! Fly!
You are amazing!
You finished!
You did your best!
Thank you for your hard work!
You must be tired!
Tomoto-chan!
I didn't think I could finish it!
We walked for almost 10 minutes,
leaving it to Tomoto-chan!
1 hour and 25 minutes and 59 seconds!
4 laps!
The goal team is amazing!
There was a possibility of retiring in the middle of the race.
I was surprised that it was cold in the middle of the race.
It was scary.
I'm sorry for surprising you.
Are you going home?
Tomoto-chan, bye-bye!
Tomoto-chan, you look a little sad.
I'm lonely!
If you talk to me there, will you come here?
Hey!
Tomoto-chan!
Yes!
It's too early for you!
You look like a man!
I'm going to drop it every lap!
You're almost there!
You can finish it!
You did it!
Goal!
Thank you for your hard work!
He's been laughing all the time!
Get off!
What is this person?
If you didn't say that, I might have noticed it.
Thank you for your hard work!
Time!
If you carry this 10-minute distance with you,
it will be 16 minutes and 31 seconds.
It's about the same as Toho.
What do you think will happen?
Toho might be too late.
If you were driving now,
how far would you have moved?
1 minute and 56 seconds.
It's too early!
It's 1 minute and 56 seconds.
This is the last verification.
If you were driving back and forth,
how far would you have moved?
It's the last stop sign.
I'll do my best!
You can do it!
How does it feel?
It's like you're moving on a bike.
How does it feel?
It's like you're moving on a bike.
It's not the same as a tire!
So, over there, there's a guy who mistakenly licked a dododibu and went into the water.
That's Tetsuya-kun.
He's putting his hand in his pocket.
Tetsuya-kun, are you ready?
Oh, I'm ready!
Oh, he's licking it!
He's licking it!
So, if you move back and forth for 10 minutes...
Ready...
I guess we'll go back and forth today.
Ready...
It's really spicy.
This 4C is crazy.
It's too late!
Before Tetsuya-kun does it, go for it!
It's really spicy!
You don't want it, do you?!
What are you doing?!
You don't want it!
What is this?!
You're waiting for it!
You're not waiting for it!
You don't want it!
You're not waiting for it!
You don't want it!
It's too late!
I know! I know!
I'm going with my eyes closed.
Can you trust me and show me the way?
I'm going with my eyes closed.
We're a team!
Left! Left! Left!
Left! Left! Right! Right!
Left! Left! Left!
Let's do two sets in a row.
I'm going with my eyes closed.
We're a team!
Right! Right!
Good! Good!
You're fast!
Tetsuya, you'll get a ball with a knock, so get it over with.
It's too far away for that to happen, so I'll go first.
We're facing you, it's going to be gross!
It's coming!
We're all adults, right?
What are you guys doing?!
It's like a parade!
Hurry up!
It's coming!
I wanna film it!
Go for it!
Tetsuya!
What do you think of the rotation of the sea lion?
This axis is no good.
That axis is no good.
Do your best!
Is it enough for you?
It's much easier than I thought, isn't it?
The last distance is not allowed!
I'm busy!
The second lap!
Do your best!
It's fast!
X!
There is a photo shoot in the afternoon.
I think you will be photographed a lot.
Please prepare your face.
Maybe my eyes are like this, but is it okay?
Please do it without stopping for half a week!
Please!
You bastards!
Let's go!
You guys were a good team!
Where is he going?
You can do it!
Last!
You can do it!
Let's go!
You can do it!
One more time!
Wow!
You were awesome!
How was it?
Wow!
I feel like my throat is going to dry up.
You don't know what it feels like.
Let's do our best for the last lap!
It's started!
Go!
Wow! Half of it!
Half of it!
One more time!
You can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
Last!
You can do it!
You did it!
You are the winner!
I'm sorry, Tetsuya.
We all came here to support you.
No one can stop you.
Maybe you don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
Let's have him talk about it.
Let's do it.
I like it!
How was it, Tetsuya?
Which is strong?
Thank you for your hard work, OnTech Tokai Oya Association members.
Tetsuya's result is probably 36 minutes and 5 seconds.
Really? 36 minutes?
I was about to cry when I relaxed.
I didn't know you could get so excited over a power supply.
I learned a lot from you.
Your results are like this.
Please refer to it when choosing a property.
OnTech Tokai Oya Association's website is on OnTech's homepage.
Please check it out.
OnTech Tokai Oya Association's work is like this.
If you have any questions, please ask me.
Can I look for a property that no one can find?
OnTech Tokai Oya Association's website is on OnTech Tokai Oya Association's website.